the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.


is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

Reblogging for the guys with no pants on.

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boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen

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“If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?”

(via agirlnamedally)

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ahhh yes, family gatherings *takes a handful of xanax* i love family time

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you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

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marry me.
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

marry me.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.

marry me.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
marry me.

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fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

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