IVE WNO EVERY BATLER BUT IM LOSAINSG THIS WRAR
robbstark: L OBLKEY BYE TEYHRIJOETKRLÑDG BUTYWETIOL TLPOY?ut?i?jh??gfs?gfd?g????????????????’////’/’
victarionspenis: I’M NOT READY FOR REEK NO MY SWEET KRAKEN PRINCE SOBS OCEANS I’M NOT IC AN’T I’MNO T reAD Y
foodtrucker: Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows
ygritting: when the cave scene finally airs i’m going to scream cry gif it print it out tattoo it on my body post it on my walls burn it as a sacrifice to my lord and savior rose leslie
dolorouseddison: reek reek it rhymes with SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH MY BABY ONE MORE TIME REEK RHYMES WITH YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON THEON GREYJOY AND YOU DONT NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO ANYONE AND I LOVE YOU
fasterfood: *gets social anxiety while being offered free food samples at the mall*
i dont want a relationship i want someone who likes the same tv shows as me and will make out w/ me
beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a 19 year old gay boy
across-this-new-divide: aboutmaleprivilege: Male privilege is oversexualizing a normal part of a woman’s body to the point where she is punished for wearing a pair of shorts at school. They are legs and they get me where I need to go. I don’t “display” them for your enjoyment, I just made a mistake by assuming that partially exposing an appropriate part of my body on an 80 degree day wouldn’t...
frigerator: if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
catholicnun: do people really get fisted
earthnation: *fondles ur personality* *gropes ur sense of humor*
tsarcasm: sometimes you fantasize about choking boys and sometimes you fantasize about cuddling with boys that’s life
I like people you can have comfortable silences with
penguln: malicious-melons: Knock knock Who’s there? Child services we’ve come to take your children child services we’ve come to take your children who
The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More
vriksaserket: stridisc: vriksaserket: CANADIANS ARE FUCKIN METAL AS SHIT FUCK YA MOTHAFUCKING ASS SON FUCK IT didn’t you guys have an 18 million dollar maple syrup heist YOU LOOK ME IN THE GODDAMN FUCKIN EYE YOU BITCH ASS PUNK AND TELL ME THAT AINT METAL AS SHIT
geek-in-a-box: rahilugh: 40maleuk: will give head for food how are you gonna eat it with no head though this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.
2scary: ssxvxtricky: why didn’t Psy do the halftime show i wonder what song he would sing
hungarian: i’m ready to watch the superbowl via my tumblr dashboard
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
riders-of-brohan: “I’ve lost weight” I announced. Everyone congratulated me. But Weight was the name of my son.
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
earthprince: sumdudedatdraws: earthprince: WHAT IF EVERYONE PEED AT THE SAME TIME WOULD THE WORLD MAKE A PISSING SOUND????????????????????????????? Time to turn your computer off TIME FOR YOU TO PEE WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUDDY